by Bill Farmer.
Some long winded explanation of what it all means, the meaning of life and which way is up.
Please answer the following questions carefully and truthfully.
You are lying in bed on Monday morning. You notice that your bloke is looking a bit frisky. Do you...
Go and jump in the shower quick
Jump on him
Your bloke wants to take you on a long bike ride to Healesville, and a trip out with the 51 Club. How do you feel?
Your friend wants you to go with her on a trip to the German Christmas markets. How do you feel?
Your mother-in-law wants to come and stay for a month. How do you feel?
Your boss wants to send you on a team building weekend with the rest of your department. How do you feel?
Ecstatic and loving every minute of it. Where else could you find such entertainment?