by Bill Farmer.
The Morris-o-Meter
Please answer the following questions carefully and honestly
Your partner has a pair of tickets for the cricket. However it's on the same weekend as your side's day of dance. Do you...
Jump at the chance to get out of the day of dance
Ask if one of her friends would like to go with her
The squire wants to change the kit. You...
Worry about the cost
Start sewing straight away
Your side has arranged a trip to a Morris Workshop Weekend. Do you...
Quickly remember a prior engagement
Start looking for accommodation
A chap turns up at a stand and says he wants to make a video and put it on YouTube. Do you...
Hope he'll go away
Try to make a show.
You are at a joint stand with a rather enthusiastic side who look as if they're going to carry on dancing for the rest of the evening. You...
Quietly disappear
Hope you'll get picked for the next dance